To Kick an Arse

Dictionary.Com defines Ass-kicking, or to be precise, the verb Ass-kick, as 'to kick ass.' Joe has been doing a lot of this lately, and is feeling rather smug with himself. Lets go down to his natural habitat to try and find out whose arse he has been kicking.

Last weekend, Joe was in a spot of bother. He had an essay to do which was very overdue, he had another piece of work to do as well, he knew he was going to fail his shorthand exam, and in general, the weekend was pretty pants. However, being the resilient individual that he is, Joe rose up to the challenge. He kicked the arse of that overdue essay, handing in Monday morning. He then kicked the arse of the second piece of work, which he handed in Tuesday morning. He still failed his short hand exam on Friday, but he had done better then he usually did, so hes quite happy about that too.

Joe has also been kicking ass on Nerve FM, reading the drive time news. Doing two bulletins every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Joe is very pleased with himself over this, as it is very nerve racking. (no pun intended)

But this is not to say that Joe is the only one kicking ass, this film also kicks ass.

As does this song.

So much ass has been kicked this weekend, that the proverbial shape of the worlds ass has now been turned in on it self. That's a whole lot of ass kicking. Stay tuned.