To Kick an Arse

Dictionary.Com defines Ass-kicking, or to be precise, the verb Ass-kick, as 'to kick ass.' Joe has been doing a lot of this lately, and is feeling rather smug with himself. Lets go down to his natural habitat to try and find out whose arse he has been kicking.

Last weekend, Joe was in a spot of bother. He had an essay to do which was very overdue, he had another piece of work to do as well, he knew he was going to fail his shorthand exam, and in general, the weekend was pretty pants. However, being the resilient individual that he is, Joe rose up to the challenge. He kicked the arse of that overdue essay, handing in Monday morning. He then kicked the arse of the second piece of work, which he handed in Tuesday morning. He still failed his short hand exam on Friday, but he had done better then he usually did, so hes quite happy about that too.

Joe has also been kicking ass on Nerve FM, reading the drive time news. Doing two bulletins every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Joe is very pleased with himself over this, as it is very nerve racking. (no pun intended)

But this is not to say that Joe is the only one kicking ass, this film also kicks ass.

As does this song.

So much ass has been kicked this weekend, that the proverbial shape of the worlds ass has now been turned in on it self. That's a whole lot of ass kicking. Stay tuned.

Here endeth the lesson

Again, i apologise to my loyal readership for the lack of updates this past week. Things have been "busy" to say the least. And i just realised yesterday that my life is in a bit of a mess. Not a thing you would think you could fail to pick up on, but hey, i spend my life being different. So now, as i right this update to you in my "break", I'm delicately balancing all the tasks i need to complete before the weekend is out. Sucks being me sometimes.

Anyway, can't wait to see 300, looks pure Guinness. Little bit miffed at the whole added mystical beast element, and those deformed people? Just no. But i shall look past them, and just enjoy the pure violence that epitomises the film. I should have been a spartan.

In Other news, Nerve FM has launched! yay! Tune in to 87.7 if your in the Bournemouth/Dorset area, and if not, got to www.nervemedia.net and listen in, because its top quality stuff, even for students. Listen closely on a Monday, Wednesday and a Friday during drive time and you may even here yours truly. Anyway, i hear that essay calling to me, best go sort it out. Aufwiedersehen.