Political Correction

We interrupt your regular broadcast for this special announcement:

The government, in response to the tremendous opposition by minorities over the state of the English language, have put into place various policies that will help Britain become a truly Multi-national country.

'Black' people, will no longer be referred to as 'black people'. 'nigger' and 'negro' have also been banned, except within the city limits of New York.

"Ethnic" is also not allowed, as it does injustice to the Muslim communities, and "darkies" as been deemed not cool enough. These names are being put on what is to be referred to as the "black list", and the black population is now to referred to as the "Caucasionally challenged". Similarly, the "black list" is to be renamed the "caucasionally challenged" list.

Muslims are not to be referred to as "terrorists" unless they have a bomb strapped to them, and then only behind their back. Also, in order to alleviate fears that the Muslim populace is being picked on, Police officers are to ignore whatever it is the Muslims, or the "Christianically challenged"as they shall now to be called, are doing. This also includes instances in where they need aid, to address the balance.

"Christmas" is now to be known as the "Winter festival", unless your a pagan, where it will be called "Feast of the unholy one". Any foreigners coming from Europe to work, must be played along with, and as such, we must all pretend to know what they are saying.

Tomatoes, when in the presence of actual fruits, and other citrus-filled substances, are to be called the "citrusly impaired". Also, in order to avoid the contentious issues one has when a person says "God", He shall now be referred to as the "existentially challenged one". Any Christian denomination that is not the Roman Catholic Church shall now be called "splitters".

Third world and developing countries are now the "economically challenged", and any country with a nuclear weapons program is now "mentally challenged". In order not to offend actual mentally challenged persons, said persons are now known as "retards". Actual retards will be hunted down and shot, to save us having to come up with another name.

This concludes this special broadcast. We now return you to your regular programming.

*Inspired by the beautiful and charming Loz, who commented that black people really were caucasionally challenged.